I Definitely Ain’t Humble

TTTO “At Least I Ain’t Humble” by Brooke Lunderville

When you get to my home address
You ask for my plans and I confess
I’m always tempted to reveal them all to you
What I can say, it’s what we villains tend to do

I know I’m evil, but it ain’t my fault
It’s only the way that up I was brought
So when the devil gives me ideas and some advice
I just take my chances, pray and then roll the dice

I used to be so upset when
My plans would fail and go south
I’ll never come to terms with
How the heroes snuff my plans out

So when I’ve been eight kinds of moron I
Just wait for plan nine to say my goodbye
I can’t resist it, so I don’t pout and sulk
When I buy all my stuff from ACME I do it in bulk

Of self-improvement I’m no fan
Doesn’t mesh with all my evil plans
I just alternate admitting them and denial
Though I won’t give up, I try to be evil with a smile
Though I won’t give up, I try to be evil with a smile

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