I Can Never Turn the Cell Phone Off

TTTO “Tequila Makes Her Clothes Come Off” by John Nichols

When I’m going out with good friends,
I grab my cellphone much to their chagrin
Lord have mercy for my only thought’s
I can never turn the cell phone off

Not an extra, it’s not just a phone
It’s not a sin for which I must atone
It’s my salvation, what I always sought
I can never turn the cell phone off

[Chorus]
It isn’t about how much it’s used
No matter what you think
When I’m outside, when I’m far from home
I will always have my link

I turn my music player off and on
And mostly use it when I’m all alone
But it won’t help you if you spit and froth
I can never turn the cell phone off

My laptop’s always turned off during lunch
I like to concentrate on food I munch
But no matter how much people scoff
I can never turn the cell phone off

[Chorus]

I used to say that it was just for fun
But I guess when all is said and done
You can joke about the friends I’ve lost
I can never turn the cell phone off
No, I never turn the cell phone off,
Oh, I’ll never turn the cell phone off!

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