Hacker

TTTO “Dentist!” from Little Shop of Horrors

[Coder]
When I was younger, just a bad little kid,
My parents noticed funny things I did,
Like loading Linux up in GDB
Just to find kalloc that had no free
I’d write a patch when I found the leak
I really was a geek

[Users]
He’s such a geek

[Coder]
But I hoped and prayed someday
I’ll find a way
To make my natural tendencies pay
I’ll be a hacker
I have a talent for fixing stuff
I’ll be a hacker
And to be payed for my play is enough
My temprament’s bad for the sales force
And marketing would suit me less
I’ll be a hacker,
I’ll be a success

[Users]
Here he is, folks the fixer of the bugs!
Watch him patch up that code
Oh, my god!
He’s a hacker and he’ll never ever be social
Who wants their source done by a hippie with hair

[Manager]
How long now! It’s not done

[ORIN]
Oh, shut up. Wait a sec, it’s so faun
I am your hacker

[Manager]
Goodness gracious!

[Coder]
And I enjoy the career that I picked

[Users]
Really love it

[Coder]
I am your hacker

[Manager]
Making kludges

[Coder]
And I get off on the code that I fix

[Users]
Really love it

[Coder]
I thrill when I write algoithms

[Users]
Algorithms

[Coder]
It’s swell though they tell me I’m maladjusted
And though it may cause my bosses distress,
Somewhere, somewhere in the world around me
I know, I know, that the users are running this
Oh, users
‘Cause I’m a hacker and a success
Say bash!

[Manager]
Bash!

[Coder]
Say bash!

[Manager]
Bash!

[Coder]
Say bash!

[Manager]
Bash!

[Coder]
Now !

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