Boss Wants Hacks in the Morning

TTTO “Boys Want Sex in the Morning”

Boss wants
Hacks in the morning
Hacks in the morning
When I’m not my best
Boss wants
Hacks in the morning
Hacks in the morning
Wants me not to test
Boss wants
Someone who’ll program
Someone to code
Someone to type “make”
Boss wants
Someone who’ll fix bugs
Someone with nose plugs
When I’m half awake

Boss wants
Hacks in the morning
Hacks in the morning
He’ll say nicely “please”
Boss wants
Loops with conditions
Var definitions
When we’re in code freeze

There is nothing I like better
Than a program now and then
When with adding just a letter
I can fix it, crash will mend
But before my eyes are open
Of these things I can’t decide
What on earth have I been smoking
When by zero I divide

Boss wants
Hacks in the morning
Hacks in the morning
No one in the streets
Boss wants
Code while I’m yawning
Sun is just dawning
And I’m half-asleep
Boss knows
I am unconcious
I know I must
Though I have no skill
Boss wants
Code with surprises
Code with the sunrise
When I want to kill

There’s nothing like a system
With the basics done just right
Though to build it we went sleepless
And worked late into the night
But before my eyes can focus
I know it is not wise
To descend just like a locus
On the code when it’s this size

Boss wants
Hacks in the morning
Hacks in the morning
Save, load and refresh
Boss wants
Someone to code it
Someone to load it
Fiddle with the mesh
Boss wants
Someone to fake and
Someone to shake and
Break down into cries
Boss wants
Someone to clean this
Someone who’s seen this
With tears in their eyes

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